I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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