Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i may or may not be watching the land before time
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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