brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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