super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
