One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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