remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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