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there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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