THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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