his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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