Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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