Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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