He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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