he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
