Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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