I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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