You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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