at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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