I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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