Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
