Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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