Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
