He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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