i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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