And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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