What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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