i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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