covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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