i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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