so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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