He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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