are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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