Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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