I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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