he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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