Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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