Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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