my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
whose parrot is this?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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