I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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