i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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