can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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