i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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