So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
