The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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