At least make sure they are 18
Why
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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