If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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You. Win. At. Life.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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