I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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