Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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