Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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