Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
