I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
