I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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